belly fat
I was sitting here grabbing the roll of flab hanging over the waistband of my jeans...when it dawned on me I was singing "belly fat" to the tune of "Smelly Cat." It totally works! "What are they feeding you?" :)
Lest you'd prefer to not think about my muffin top that's appeared after several months of winter laziness, here's Miss Lou Ann Barton to tell you about the rocket she's got in her pocket...and today happens to be her birthday. Don't know Lou Ann? Well, you should check her out...'cause she can SING...
Lest you'd prefer to not think about my muffin top that's appeared after several months of winter laziness, here's Miss Lou Ann Barton to tell you about the rocket she's got in her pocket...and today happens to be her birthday. Don't know Lou Ann? Well, you should check her out...'cause she can SING...
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I need some levity when it comes to my muffin top, thank you for this. Although I'm earnestly working towards losing the excess winter baggage. My new motto is, "I'm one with hunger". Although I still haven't found lyrics to make it work.
"Belly Fat, oh, belly fat..."
I think I'd prefer the smelly cat :)
After popping out a wee one at the ripe old age of 44 I fear I may forever be stuck with a muffin top... sigh.
Thank you for your brutal honesty... I dear sister could NEVER have mustered such a deliciously hysterical post from something so totally accepted, yet still despised:)
gosh... this is why I love you!!!
xoxo